Welp, it is spring break for me and my people. The kids are going to enjoy their free time with their grandparents and Aunt Kitty, and I will be spending my days at work. That is right... all of those months I spent at home really ate up any of my future vacay time! If I had the time off, there would be a few things that I would focus on here at la casa de Foresee...
1. I would finish taking down our Christmas decorations...yes, y'all! I still have some décor up in my house! I would be embarrassed about it, but honestly I really do not care that much! Maybe I will just keep it up and I will have a super early head start on next year! The kids and I did start decorating my Easter egg tree, and I did find it a bit strange to have a basket on top of a hutch filled with red berries and pine, then to look over at the kitchen entrance and see a mistletoe ball hanging, and then there are the Christmas ornaments hanging from the ceiling over Sophia's bed!! I know! All 10 of you reading are so good and have your stuff put up in labeled organized boxes..... can you come to my house and help me?
Just kidding! I have a deadline of Saturday (just not sure which Saturday of the next few months)!! (insert winky emoji face)
2. Ever since the whole snake taking up residence in my bathroom thing, I have slacked BIG time on laundry! With good reason.... I am afraid that there could be a friend of his under the clothes! So, I just let them pile up! Saturday came and went, and honestly, I was down to having to wear the underwear that just don't fit (but I keep anyways)! Let me just say, they are not fitting because I have become a size 0 in the past few weeks (ya dig?) They are like pre-baby panties, some a bit like floss.... and friends.... I just can't! If I put them on, they just might not come back!! Thus the reason why I had to just break down and do the laundry.
3. If numero 2 did not scare the 10 of you off, then I believe that we could have the most true friendship... seriously, we should meet this week for chips and dip and a big ole sweet tea! Anyways, you could help me write out a grocery list! We be slim pickins in this place! In fact, my breakfast....a Girl Scout cookie , that was a lie... I had about 6 Girl Scout cookies! The kids saw me eat one and they asked for one.... hello, I had to tell them no, because it was not even 730, and children cannot eat Samoas before lunch!
* They really could have if I did not eat the last 6! I am the worst!
4. This weekend I am going to clean out my shower and throw away the 7 empty shampoo bottles! Why, oh why, do I hang onto these things? I am a hoarder! I am so embarrassed to admit this, but I will also clean up the 6 dead lady bug bodies that are in our Jacuzzi tub! I... KNOW! I am a skank! I am always telling man friend, I will get to that in my free time! This makes him bat crap crazy! I just need to take one for the team and throw the bottles and bodies in the garbage! It is okay to let things go!
* Please note, even if the tub was carcass free, we would still not be taking a bath!
Now, I feel like y'all are judging me or at least feeling better about your own sitch! #YoureWelcome #HappyToHelp
5. We are going to the beach in a few months, and the other night (as I was getting undressed to take a shower... I know, super amaze-bod visual you are getting), but I looked in the mirror and thought 3 things......
1. I really have nice shoulders. (Wha... I try to focus on the positive)
2. Then I said a quick thank you to the person that came up with the whole bra thing... it is nice that others don't see that one of my bubbies is a bit bigger and longer (yaaas, longer y'all, like it is stretchy) than the other! I know, once again, visual! Just keepin it realz.
3. Lastly, I thought, I really need to get a new swimsuit. I have had the same ones for well, since Sophia was born (she is 8)! I know, pitiful! One girlfriend told me Nordstrom Rack is the place to go, but where else is good place to check them out?
* Please note, I only want teeny tiny bikins!
#ThatALie
#NevaGonnaHappen
@AintNoOneGotTimeForThat
Well, hopefully we are all still friends here, and you will not be so judgey when ya see me out and about the town!
1. I would finish taking down our Christmas decorations...yes, y'all! I still have some décor up in my house! I would be embarrassed about it, but honestly I really do not care that much! Maybe I will just keep it up and I will have a super early head start on next year! The kids and I did start decorating my Easter egg tree, and I did find it a bit strange to have a basket on top of a hutch filled with red berries and pine, then to look over at the kitchen entrance and see a mistletoe ball hanging, and then there are the Christmas ornaments hanging from the ceiling over Sophia's bed!! I know! All 10 of you reading are so good and have your stuff put up in labeled organized boxes..... can you come to my house and help me?
Just kidding! I have a deadline of Saturday (just not sure which Saturday of the next few months)!! (insert winky emoji face)
2. Ever since the whole snake taking up residence in my bathroom thing, I have slacked BIG time on laundry! With good reason.... I am afraid that there could be a friend of his under the clothes! So, I just let them pile up! Saturday came and went, and honestly, I was down to having to wear the underwear that just don't fit (but I keep anyways)! Let me just say, they are not fitting because I have become a size 0 in the past few weeks (ya dig?) They are like pre-baby panties, some a bit like floss.... and friends.... I just can't! If I put them on, they just might not come back!! Thus the reason why I had to just break down and do the laundry.
3. If numero 2 did not scare the 10 of you off, then I believe that we could have the most true friendship... seriously, we should meet this week for chips and dip and a big ole sweet tea! Anyways, you could help me write out a grocery list! We be slim pickins in this place! In fact, my breakfast....
* They really could have if I did not eat the last 6! I am the worst!
4. This weekend I am going to clean out my shower and throw away the 7 empty shampoo bottles! Why, oh why, do I hang onto these things? I am a hoarder! I am so embarrassed to admit this, but I will also clean up the 6 dead lady bug bodies that are in our Jacuzzi tub! I... KNOW! I am a skank! I am always telling man friend, I will get to that in my free time! This makes him bat crap crazy! I just need to take one for the team and throw the bottles and bodies in the garbage! It is okay to let things go!
* Please note, even if the tub was carcass free, we would still not be taking a bath!
Now, I feel like y'all are judging me or at least feeling better about your own sitch! #YoureWelcome #HappyToHelp
5. We are going to the beach in a few months, and the other night (as I was getting undressed to take a shower... I know, super amaze-bod visual you are getting), but I looked in the mirror and thought 3 things......
1. I really have nice shoulders. (Wha... I try to focus on the positive)
2. Then I said a quick thank you to the person that came up with the whole bra thing... it is nice that others don't see that one of my bubbies is a bit bigger and longer (yaaas, longer y'all, like it is stretchy) than the other! I know, once again, visual! Just keepin it realz.
3. Lastly, I thought, I really need to get a new swimsuit. I have had the same ones for well, since Sophia was born (she is 8)! I know, pitiful! One girlfriend told me Nordstrom Rack is the place to go, but where else is good place to check them out?
* Please note, I only want teeny tiny bikins!
#ThatALie
#NevaGonnaHappen
@AintNoOneGotTimeForThat
Well, hopefully we are all still friends here, and you will not be so judgey when ya see me out and about the town!
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